I'm going to work
(Monday! Thursday! Friday!)
I'm in the classroom
(On Monday nights and Wednesday mornings)

Today's Tuesday and I'm just fucking around writing songs and playing video games
(Final Fantasy 9 is the shit!)

I'm in a good mood type of mood today
(I feel like doing backflips!)
I'm popular all of a sudden (sorta)
People are blowing up my phone
But I'm staying home
I got drum tracks to record

This song sounds like a baseball bat
I wanna release these tracks before I go on vacation next week
Cause what if the plane crashes
And then no ones gonna get to hear it

It'd be kinda cool if I got at least a few hundred hits on bandcamp
Or maybe make a little money
(Perchance to dream)
I wanna buy Fallout 4
I'm getting impatient waiting for the price drop

This is fucking weird I never thought I could make songs like this
It's just coming out of me
(And I'm sorta cheating with the edits)
I don't even like poetry most of the time
I can never understand it
You guys use too many metaphors and my brain can't work that fast
You get to stanza 5 and I'm still trying to figure out the shit you said in stanza 2
You gotta slow down

I don't have that many friends
(But I got a cat!)
I got no girlfriend either
(I think it's cause my hair is falling out and I got a fake tooth right up at the front)

27 years old, pretty soon I'll be 28
I run a let's play channel and I'm trying to make bank on YouTube
4 subscribers and 3 of them are me
106 views total
I'm still waiting for you to realize my videos are fucking cool

I play the drums at church every Sunday
This guy Ramses is always trying to fuss with my kit
(I love that guy though)
I like to think all the girls there secretly have a crush on me
They never talk to me though
And there's this one that straight up rejected me last winter after we went out on a couple dates

This is about as light as it gets for me
I usually write song about death or some other macabre shit
This song sounds like it's some art school, Will Smith, PG13 type shit
Maybe I gotta say fuck more
I don't know, I'll just leave this one as it is